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George Carlin

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937


George Carlin

“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937


George Carlin

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937


George Carlin

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937


George Carlin

“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937


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