April 21, 2018
“Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.” – Bill Cosby Born July 12, 1937
April 17, 2018
“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” – Jerry Seinfeld, Born April 29, 1954
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937
“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937
“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937
“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937
“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” – Garrison Keillor, August 7, 1942
“The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.” – Dave Chappelle Born August 24, 1973
April 16, 2018
“The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.” – Dave Chappelle, Born: August 24, 1973
“The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.” – Dave Chappelle, Born: August 24, 1973
“The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.” – Dave Chappelle, Born: August 24, 1973
“No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone… you answer it.” – Dave Chappelle, Born: August 24, 1973
“I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.” – Dave Chappelle, Born: August 24, 1973
“The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.” – Bill Cosby, Born: July 12, 1937
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.” – Bill Cosby, Born: July 12, 1937
April 15, 2018
“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.” – Carol Burnett, Born April 26, 1933
