April 17, 2018
“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” – Jerry Seinfeld, Born April 29, 1954
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937
“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937
“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937
“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” – George Carlin, Born May 12, 1937
April 15, 2018
“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.” – Carol Burnett, Born April 26, 1933
“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.” – Willie Nelson, Born: April 29, 1933
March 31, 2018
“What’s happening now is what happened before, and often what’s going to happen again sometime or other.” – Orson Welles, Born: May 6, 1915
“Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.” – Orson Welles, Born: May 6, 1915
March 30, 2018
“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.” – Orson Welles, Born: May 6, 1915
“Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.” – Orson Welles, Born: May 6, 1915
March 29, 2018
“Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.” – Orson Welles, Born: May 6, 1915
“Be careful of love. it’ll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.” – Rick Riordan
“We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion that we are not alone.” – Orson Welles
